BREAKING NEWS: EBAY DoS ATTACK, PERMANANET TIMEOUT, LOGIN FAILURES!!

Can't login, can't hammer ebay server, can't brute-force login, nothing works, can't bid, can't view items, can't search, can't browse, can't do anything, eBay is BROKEN!!

Getting all sorts of strange Server Error Messages (see screeshots). It appears Ebay has been crached by hackers, the rest of the Internet works fine.