HEY CAPITAL ONE! FIX YOUR F***** SITE!!

THIS IS THE s!*tTIEST-ASSED SITE EVER. EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME I TRY TO LOG ON, IT'S DOWN. I HAVE TO CALL TO MAKE PAYMENTS. AND NO, IT'S NOT JUST "DOWN FOR ME". THE "SITE CHECKER" SAYS IT'S "UP AND REACHABLE" BUT THAT'S BULLs!*t! IT'S DOWN. IT'S THE ONLY ONE DOWN - ALL OTHERS ARE WORKING. HEY CAPITAL ONE!! FIX YOUR s!*tTY a!* WEBSITE, YOU BUNCHA CREEPS!! GEEZ, SO IRRITATING!! WE HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND THAT'S WHAT ONLINE BANKING IS FOR!!! AND NO, THE MOBILE SITE IS NOT WORKING EITHER. IT'S ALL DOWN. ALL THE TIME!!!!!!! GET OFF YOUR a!*es AND FIX IT!!!