Ebay are waiting for the Hazmat Team
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Rumour has it that Ebay are currently waiting for a Hazmat team to re-enter the Server room. While under-going routing maintenance one of the techs, tripped over the big red network-cable causing a full scale outage. Normally this would be easy to repair (plug it back in and reboot), However when the tech (who shall remain nameless to protect his identity) realised his mistake, the catastrophic release of gas from his behind, triggered a full scale evacuation, on health and safety ground.
It is hoped full service will resume shortly when the hazmat team arrive to plug the network back in.