Website Down

Yet again BoA website is down, wow there website is a POS !!!!

Sorry guys, it was my fault. My direct deposit kicked in today so I think that's what caused it.

You know how it is...they usually hold back 1 weeks worth of pay and give it to you in the next following pay period. :)

Who knew this site would be a good time waster in my day. Question for everyone out there...if the prior 20 posts say that the BOA site is down...Why do you keep on posting that it's still down? WE KNOW ALREADY!! BTW...Just in case you haven't heard, BOA site is down.

I'm starting to panic now....There is this prince in Nigeria (Frank) who needs me to transfer some money to him..in order to help secure his entrance into the U.S. so he can visit his sick mother in Texas. I couldn't live with myself if she dies and he wasn't there for it because of this outage.

Hey BOA...Have you tried restarting your server? That usually solves most of my problems....I've seen iTunes cause problems as well. I'll keep Googling on my end for an answer.

I think the server has ojo...if you're mexican, you know what I'm talking about. I'll get a glass of water and egg ready.

I've got to get more cracks out of the way before the site comes back up....very limited time frame...I'm like a gnat.

Hey BOA,have you tried the Windows Backup and Restore Wizard?

Since I was afraid to use my BOA debit card to buy lunch, I used one of my high interest rates BOA credit cards and got some flank steak for lunch.....now the bastard is all jammed up in my teeth. Thanks alot BOA!

Bank Of America should change their name to the "Strait of Homuz"....ain't nothing coming thru us today!

Hey Guys, I think I solved the problem with the flank steak stuck in my teeth...since I didn't have any floss on hand, I used one of BOA's credit card applications that came in the mail today to dig the bastard out.

I hope the server never comes back up.....I'm having to much fun and getting paid to do it! And BOOM goes the dynamite!

Why am I on page 2 now?

Has anyone tried calling them to let them know that the site is down...maybe they haven't noticed it yet...?

Hey BOA, the ship is sinking...where are you?...."Get back on board damn it!"

I feel sad right now....I'm starting to forget what the Bank Of America website used to look like. Someone please help me remember!!

I don't know about you guys...but I find it very odd that first we hear that OJ Simpson is the dad of Khloe Khardashian and now BOA is down? Something smells fishy here....

Don't you hate it when someone calls you right in the middle of a BOA outage...angers me so much!

I've gone back to writing checks.....

*crickets*

It's a bad day when BOA calls me to help them with their outage...

Can someone please tell BOA we are out of toilet paper in the northside restrooms. Thanks!

Ok, it's official...in my time zone, BOA has been down half the day now.

I wonder if Disney will buy the rights to the BOA Movie once things get back to normal.